deserving

kate, you will probably not remember much about tonight. so just to recap:
all week you have been whinging about feeling 'sooooo ill' and that you think it would be a wise decision to take it easy on the alcohol.
then, on a tuesday night, you get wasted and start talking to me on msn.
naturally, i get angry and i told you off.
this is what i said:

Kate said:

no
Kate said:
no
Kate said:
come party
Kate said:
where's my xbox
stephanie said:
kate im not talking to you when youre drunk
stephanie said:
you complain about being sick and that you think you should go easy
stephanie said:
then you get wasted
stephanie said:
im a little bit over it
stephanie said:
i'll talk to you when i get back

you really need to start looking after yourself! and if you're not going to, then you're going to be suffering the consequences permanently. and i'm not going to listen to you complain about them anymore.

BUT
this is the best bit.
just so you know i'm not too angry at you cos i think i made myself out to be pretty gnarly mad:

Kate said:
I LOVE BEING DRUNK
Kate said:
I LIVE FOR BEING DRUNL
Kate said:
DRUNK EVEN
Kate said:
PS IM REALLY HORNY I THINK ILL GO WATCH PORN

love you.
hope the porn was good.


{a cover i was working on for a half imaginary magazine}